My OTP is better than your OTP.

My OTP is better than your OTP.

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obamasaur:

going to bed after watching a scary movie

image

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totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:


#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’


#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

(Source: tibets)

funnynhilariousgif:

Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. »

funnynhilariousgif:

Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. »

dogweeds:

a tribute

dogweeds:

a tribute

devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time

devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time

(Source: lisafrankocean)

(Source: sandandglass)

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bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

(Source: successisnotanoption)

escencia:

frowlic:

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

so amazing

Beautiful


It looks a lot like Jupiter’s moon Callisto actually.

escencia:

frowlic:

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

so amazing

Beautiful

It looks a lot like Jupiter’s moon Callisto actually.

(Source: stvincent-et-al)

Frat brothers rape 300% more. One in 5 women is sexually assaulted on campus. Should we ban frats?

ebol4:

(Source: amodernmanifesto)

taranamgabata:

did u know, there’s this small rural town in japan called obama.
so there’s this girl in a 2007 drama who moved from the city to obama.
and she hates it at first and blames the town for her misery.
i kid u not. didn’t make this shit up.

ARTIST: Hawthorne String Quartet/Maire Breatnach

TRACK: Return to Roan Inish [Pt. 1]: Mist Covered Mountain/Shores of Lough Gow

ALBUM: The Secret of Roan Inish

PLAYS: 2,249
I just found this sweet three-legged baby kitty in my neighborhood. Help, I’m so in love and I’ve already named it. #foundkitty #whatdoIdo!?

I just found this sweet three-legged baby kitty in my neighborhood. Help, I’m so in love and I’ve already named it. #foundkitty #whatdoIdo!?